Which is your favourite day of the week? Of course, not Monday. The majority of us would undoubtedly agree that we do not look forward to Mondays with half as much enthusiasm and vigour as we do, to Fridays. The general perception of Fridays in our minds and especially those of routine-bound people are sort of, metaphorical. Fridays are seen as if they are harbingers of a long lost Spring infusing new life and energy and vitality into worn-out bodies and tired minds. Fridays are the happiness of an unfathomable degree.
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50 FRIDAY FUNNY QUOTES!
- If every day at work feels like a Friday, then you are doing what you were meant to do” – Alan W. Kennedy
- Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays”-Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- “Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday.”- Ozama Yasin
- “It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.” —Anonymous
- “Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.” —Unknown
- “Black Friday Sale: Work Ethics- 100% off”- Anonymous
- “But it’s Friday” is a valid excuse for almost anything today.”- William Anderson
- “Friday afternoon feels like heaven.” — El Fuego
- “I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday.”- Anonymous
- “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”– James Johnson
- “It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” – Ronald Wilson
- “If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.” – Noel Coward
- “Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.” — S. O’Sade
- “When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails). Take a break; you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break.” —Catherine Pulsifer
- “Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.” —Nanea Hoffman
- “Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.” —D.S. Mixell
- “Fridays are the hardest in some ways; you’re so close to freedom.” – Lauren Oliver
- “You deserve a round of applause cause you make it to Friday alive.”- Anonymous
- “10:00 am on Friday…all you can think about is beer.”- Jay Ron
- “Always take some of the play, fun, freedom and wonder of the weekend into your week & your work.” —Rasheed Ogunlaru
- “Any decent man would know better than scheduling meetings for Friday afternoon.”- Romila Okaidu
- “Can we take a lunch break on Friday and come back the next Friday?”- Anonymous
- “Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of wine.” —Anonymous
- “I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.” —Unknown
- “It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves…they tend to spill over…” —Parag Tipnis
- “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.” —Unknown
- “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” – Rico
- “Dear week, I am so over you. I am leaving you for your best friend – weekend.”- Unknown
- “On Friday, I prefer my expresso in a martini.” — Anonymous
- “May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Friday.” — Vinay Agarwal
- “You know what rhythms with Friday? Wine.” — Jack Davis
- “Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.” —Anonymous
- “’ I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already,’ said no one in history, ever.” —Unknown
- “Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.” —Unknown
- “Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday. “– Stephen King
- “Music always sounds better on Friday. “– Lou Brutus
- “Friday, my second favourite F-word.” – Darynda Jones
- “I know every day is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.” —Unknown
- “Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest! “– D.S. Mixell
- “For people who don’t like what they do, Friday is the best day. For those who love what they do, Monday is the best day. For people who have found their passion, each day is the best.”– Hrishikesh Kamat
- “For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.” – John Sununu
- “Thursday doesn’t even count as a day; it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.” —Unknown
- “Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humour.” —Nanea Hoffman
- “Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” -– Richard Nelson Bolles
- “I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s grey and Wednesday too. Thursday, I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love.” —The Cure
- “It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.” —Anonymous
- “Cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend“ – Amy Krouse Rosentha
- “I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.” – Johann Lamont
- “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” —Amy Neftzger
- “People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness.” – Raimonda.B
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Damayanti Dubey is a final year English major at Loreto College, Kolkata. She is a writer by passion and loves to indulge in languages, especially English, Bengali, and Urdu. She aims at exploring all of their intricacies and nuances. Damayanti is a disciple of Padma Bhushan Pandit Ajoy Chakraborty and is a national scholar of Indian classical music. She has always believed that a sound mind, free from the clutches of regressive and negative thoughts is the key to living a healthy life and makes efforts to promote mental wellness through the power of her words.
Damayanti believes in thinking beyond boundaries.